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seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

shaynnee:

Never be too shy to tell me if you think of me while you masturbate. 

cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

So things in my life are finally slowing down

I finally finished prepping my house to sell, I have a date with a beautiful girl at some point this week, and I’m leaving for Florida in 18 days. I’m just coasting along right now and I couldn’t be happier.

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

Anonymous: But you're such a cutie! !

Well thank you (: